A woman's three sons met for lunch one day just after her birthday.  The three sons had done well for themselves in their respective careers.  The oldest son told his brothers, "I know how mom is struggling now to get around and with her eye sight. So I've bought her a new ranch style home that is spacious and she will have alll the room she could ever dream of."

The middle son said,"That's great.  I realize that mom's eye sight is failing to so I bought her one of those new cars that will self parallel park itself and will warn her when she's backing up so she doesn't hit a car."

Thy youngest son said, "Both of those are awesome gifts. You know how Mom, loves the bible right?  So I bought this well trained parrot that can quote the entire bible.  All Mom, will have to do is state a scripture and it will say it word for word."

A week after her birthday they all received a letter.  It stated "I have three wonderful sons.  John, the house is wonderful, but dear I don't know how I'll ever take care of it.  Bill the car is beautiful, but my eyesight has got so bad that I've been using the bus lately.  But it really looks good in the garage. Timmy, your gift was great.  It was simple, just what I like.  The chicken was delicious!"